Good job? Do you ever see your parents, and you see the mortality in them? Youre good. For this, we honor it with a Peabody Award. So for her birthday, he brings everyone into the living room. Residency, fam! Never happens. PRIMARY PRODUCTION CREDITS Writer/Performer: Hasan Minhaj. Have you heard of Seema? Sit here. Im asking you, say something! He looks at me and goes, Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi] These things happen, and these things will continue to happen. Shes like, Next time, me, you and Raj should hang out. Im like, Yeah, lets not do that. And Im walking to the subway station. Ill bike to your place, we dance it up, and if I die, I had a great run. You know? I had to bring it back here. Birthdays arent their thing. Say what you got to say. What I wanted to say was, Jon, this is one of the only things that Ive gotten in my entire career that my dad actually knows. [laughter] So thank you. But what I said was, Jon! I cant tell you how blue it is. After a humorous exploration of his early life as the child of Muslim immigrants from India, the show takes a more serious turn when Minhaj describes the death threats and vandalism his family experienced immediately after 9/11. Hes here to surprise me. Im walking through New York. But we had those first secrets. You guys knew she was white, right? You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Hey, man, where are you going? And its Jon. Thank you. Everybodys wondering. So Im, like, Yeah, what happened? Looking at her. His rules with me were very simple. When is she coming back? Are you kidding me? His brother is like, Im fucked. Do you understand whats about to go down? My life is definitive proof that once you go br0wn, youve got to lock that shit down. Dad saw the Toys R Us catalog on my wall. Match up to three ways. At that age, thats a lot. Reply. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. Howve you been? #MrP. Boom! And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. Its Jon. You ever seen an Indian kid win a spelling bee? Lets move on to Aisha., One day I get an email from my manager. Im doing that right now. This is new br0wn America. Hasan bhai is a comedian.. AP Calc? Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. Duh! I want to be president. Duh! Im pooping my pants. LA, Chicago, New York? I was like, Nah, son. [panting] Alright, go. I want that for the rest of my life. So this is a tax you have to pay? Privacy Policy Now Im standing outside the restaurant and I cant even concentrate, because I know shes more evolved than me. The first time you experience racism? He served as an associate producer for the Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King special, released on Netflix in May 2017. Tools, Clear History. The night this airs, friends send me text messages. Turn left. I heard you go, like, Ugh! I didnt punch you. Were auditioning. This paper aims to explore the humour discourses of American Muslim standup comedians in response to Islamophobia in the post 9/11 era. Sweetie, we love you, we think youre great. Youre not Hasan Minhaj. Navigate accordingly. In the third grade, Miss Anderson said, Write what you want to be. Some kids were like, an astronaut, or a firefighter. I was like, I want to be white. [shocked laughter] What do you mean? I want this part of my skin to be all of my skin. And it wasnt like, I hate melanin. I love melanin. Ill just put this on the wall. And Muslims we dont really, uh, like cartoons. Shwarma time! I love that so much. I should have said something. Im walking to my locker. No one did that. So when 9-11 happened I was in high school. Executive Producers: Hasan Minhaj, Michelle Caputo, Shannon Hartman, Rick Famuyiwa, Jennie Church-Cooper. I think about it all the time. ' And Im looking at her, and Im so embarrassed. Alright, you guys are all killing it academically but I want you to know there is more to life than just getting into UC Berkeley. One kid was like, I know, getting into Stanford. Hes like, No, you have to live a life worth talking about, which is why Im making it mandatory for everyone in this class to go to prom. Im like, All 30 of us? Big, delicious sliders, only at your Pizza Hut. These kids know where we live, theyre timing this, so theyre watching us. And its not like they were yokels yelling sand n*gger! I could let that pass. And then my dad would do what most br0wn parents do. Every br0wn birthday party. My dad wakes me up super early in the morning. Yeah. Ten bucks. Hey idiot, pick up your phone. Davis, what's up? Ill pay it. Comedy, Gods not up in heaven being like, Youre racist, good job, thats what I always wanted.. Are you his son? Yeah. Youre over 18? Never happened. Get him married before she changes her mind. She stepped up. Boom! So my slacks dont get caught up in the chains. I popped out here. And now Im sweating through my suit. She sat behind me, first day, shes like, Hey whats your AIM screen name?. I had a question. Out of college. I hope you make up your mind. Youve seen this on TV. Thats Tinder with no photos. I hear the patter of her chappals. I dont know. When the familys car windows were smashed, Minhaj reacted with anger, while his father calmly swept up the glass and said, These things happen and these things will continue to happen. It was a defining moment where Minhaj realized the large gap separating him from his fathers generationhis father saw racism as part of an American Dream tax, while Minhaj, born in America, had the audacity of equality., This gap surfaces again when Minhaj is introducing his family to his eventual wife. But I cant change the past. This aint Jodhaa Akbar. Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in? Its too much. Marry a white girl? Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Her father is this successful retired judge. Dude, we did that to the Japanese. Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. Its difficult to get in this country. Get in the Camry. The immigrant car of choice. So Hindus Hindus dont eat beef. You can hear me, right? I had to bring it back here. Weve got to round them up, weve got to contain them. And Ben Afflecks like, Are you crazy? What happened was, my dad would go back and forth to India to visit my mom, and during one trip he knocked her up. My life? But I cant say that. What is that like? So cool. I crushed it like a Voldemort Horcrux. Youre a dick. Thats the last time we ever spoke. But on that day, on that special day, I couldnt have been more proud to be her Hasan bhai. Rajesh Rengatramana How does she make love? She closes her book. Good night. This is a statue of an elephant. Just saw my high school prom date in a Pizza Hut ad. #throwback. Americans hit on the arm and bruise the body. Thats the price we pay for being here. Thats when I was like, We really are from two different generations. BMX bikes aside. And were about to pull up and we get to the door, and my dad is about to ring the doorbell, when he says the sentence that is the killer of every br0wn kids dream. And somehow he makes it through. Walk in there and just own it. Theres one mall in the entire area. Boom! Its a big deal for me. I was like, I get it. I remember leveling with my parents at the dinner table. Do you know when br0wn kids get slapped? Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix Netflix 25.7M subscribers Subscribe 6.3K Share 525K views 5 years ago Fresh off his performance at the White House. Minhaj wants viewers to understand the place he is coming from, which frequently results in big tonal shifts. Not us. Are you kidding me? Just confirm how you got your ticket. I see you getting mad. But as soon as I say that He looks at me like I believe in Santa. Thats my bike. Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. I was like, Hey! Im pissed. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. You know, I kept doing comedy. I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E. Dont you ever forget about it. Your email address will not be published. And Im biking with my knees bowed out. I never knew I never knew if I would do anything more than Pizza Hut. And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys. There are just a few apps missing. And then I drove home. You look the same. So how do I explain this? Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Hasan Minhaj: Nobody Cries At A Joke. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. And I think its just that, like, immigrants love secrets. I hear thud, thud, thud outside. And I never saw her again. We get there. Pizza Hut pizza sliders. Have fun in med school. Which is a huge lie. Everybodys afraid of everybody. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King, is the theatrical debut of humorist and "The Daily Show" correspondent Hasan Minhaj. You guys do this all the time. And it is Aisha, and she is pissed. 78% - Critics. Tools, Clear History. And now, Im trying to pursue my dreams, Im trying, but now youre writing about me, you act like were cool, when were not. I love it. Thats a hand. It is amazing. I call my dad, he says Good job. What? Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come out. Round them up, contain them? 2021 Scraps from the Loft. I want to marry Seema. Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. And usually its the kid whose birthday it is, and we stand there and point and laugh. The British are going to talk shit about us. All rights reserved. Im walking up to the doorstep, and Im about to ring the doorbell when Im like, Wait. After reflecting, here are 4 Leadership lessons I learned by watching Hasan Minhaj. Davis California.. Its all coming at this girl. So easy. But for the most part, I actually think about it the way my dad does. This is what Dad fought for. Ding-dong. The surgery is that risky. She went to an Ivy League law school. Sign this. I sign this waiver that clears the hospital of liability if something happens to my dad. No fun, no girlfriends. I look at my dad, like, If this is the last time I see my dad Im saying goodbye to a person I barely even know. And Im waiting, hoping that he comes out of surgery okay. Keema roti, me? He cant do this. Weeks go by. The show bounces back and forth from upbeat, often physical comedy to quieter, more serious moments. We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham is playing on Zee TV. And it was my fault. In 2018, Minhaj decided to do a new one-man show built around politics and visual media. One shot, Eight Mile. [makes crushing sounds]. Out here, killing it. So big. Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. I could have been like, Dad, fight me. I cant tell him that. Fox News is incredible. Come to New York. Shes like, Wait up. I was like, Whats up? Oh, that was crazy back there. What Homecoming King feels like is a memoir come to life. Hello, headliner. Hasan Minhaj ( / hsn mnh ( d) / HUSS-n MIN-hahzh, -hahj; [a] born September 23, 1985) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host of Indian descent. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Professor X, Magneto, that close. Minhaj was catapulted onto the national stage in 2017 when he performed at the 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner (wearing the same Cole Haan shoes). But there was one bright spot, this girl named Bethany Reed. Youre not. And for the liberal white guilt, immigrants arent going to hit their children the way you do. Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US Happy Birthday. This is the American dream. This is a real show about a white kid that gets slapped at a birthday party. Phone rings. Im going to do that, then Ill come home. And I did a set at the Comedy Store. Im really nervous. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Because when it happened, everyone in America felt like their country was under attack. God is laughing at me. 10 Surprising Facts About Hasan Minhaj (1) FTD Facts. I pick it up, and its destroyed. Princess from here down, Toad from here up. I was like Drake. Serendipitously, it. I would love to meet up. 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